Hey there, fellow instructor warriors! I’m Oli, the brave soul who unleashed my course onto Udemy back in June 2025. Since crashing into the Udemy marketplace and snagging a spot in the Udemy Business program, I’ve had the dubious pleasure of meeting a few internet trolls and naysayers who seem to also exist on this platform like weeds in a garden (yep, they’re everywhere online!).
Let’s face it— Pleasing everyone is about as likely as training a sloth to run a marathon! We pour our hearts into helping fans and supporters who adore our problem-solving genius, but then—bam!—we get ambushed by the occasional grumpy gremlin tossing out a bad rating. My latest adventure?
A mysterious “student” (who I didn’t even know existed!) slapped my course with a ONE-star rating. I mean, if zero stars were an option, I’m pretty sure he’d have gone for it—lol!🙄 It stings a bit, especially when you’re a new comer trying to build trust and a fan club of five-star cheerleaders.
But here’s my real beef: 1) This phantom left zero helpful hints on why my course deserved a zero-star vibe, and 2) thanks to Udemy’s Trust & Safety team, I learned these “Personal Plan” ghost students don’t even show up on my radar! They’re like ninja subscribers—no enrollment, no trace, just a ninja-star rating. I’ve got no clue when this shadow took the course, dropped it, or how much they actually watched. I’m just supposed to smile and nod at the rating like a clueless bobblehead!
I get it—we can’t win over every soul. But isn’t it a tad unfair that we can’t publicly clap back with some facts? At least with marketplace or UB students, we get a peek at their course interaction. With these Personal Plan phantoms? Total blackout—zero visibility! I’m left defenseless, taking it on the chin while my course credibility takes a hit.
I’ll give Udemy props for running its own show—being a public company, it’s all about the shareholders, not us instructors or students. But after some stiff, robotic exchanges with support and Trust & Safety, I’m starting to wonder if they’re even on our team. And reading through old instructor rants from the past few years, I sense a collective groan about Udemy’s “helpful” changes over the last 4-5 years—changes that don’t always scream “instructor love.”
This post isn’t meant to be a full-on Udemy roast, though—just a newbie’s bewildered cry! Am I the only one feeling this way, or are other instructors nodding along? Or am I just a paranoid fool chasing ghosts? Let me know, comrades!😵